The park is still under heavy construction, so don't worry about those potholes and broken gas pipes... they should be fixed as soon as we find more cardboard boxes that can be used as hard hats.
You heard the underpaid employee wearing a sheet, it's always Halloween here at Juniper's Winter Wonderland. So grab that neglected undine costume of yours from the closet (which you promised yourself you would lose 10 pounds for so you could fit into it by the time Halloween rolled around, but instead you became a manic depressive and gained 50 pounds) because, man, you've got some kids to scare! Oh... well, I guess kids are welcome, too... just clean up after them, ok? If you ever have any questions or need some of that pink sawdust stuff to clean up your child's vomit, please visit the Information and Sanitation Station. Have a frightful night! MWAHAHAHAHAAA *cough* ugh... I shouldn't do that.
Relatively Important News!
Hoooooray! Juniper's Winter Wonderland is now owned by Kaija!
Why, you ask? Juniper... died. Yes, yes, we all cried for hours and quickly forgot about her, but then Kaija produced a fantastic pickled rat from her octopus-shaped purse (you've read about it in The Exile) and proposed a trade. She said she'd give us the rat if we gave her the park, and you know... that's basically how it happened. That's how everything seems to happen... Looking back on the decision I feel that myself and my co-workers made a terrible, terrible mistake. Darnit we're horrible failures! Why do we have to do such stupid things whenever food is involved? WE LOST IT ALLLL! Well I hope you have fun in our stolen park and all of the hours of dedication and slave labor that went into it! AHGGGGG! If anyone needs me I'll be in the anger dome.
Oh, so what does this mean to you? It means... Kaija is moving all of her merchandise, galleries, and junk into our park. The interview with Juniper and her tiny, humble gallery shall remain as a reminder to all of you how life could have been if we weren't so focused on pickled rats.
Recent Addition!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up to receieve your free ticket to the house of dooom! Better be quick though, tickets are going fast! ... Brrr it's cold. Maybe you should bring a sweater.
Other attractions:
Mysterious Gallery of Mysteries - From both Juniper and Kaija's Collections.
The Tar Pit
Museum of Oddities
Petting Zoo - and kitties!
Gift Shop
About the Creator
A Spooky Interview With Winter Wonderland's Creator
Last tar pit related accident was reported on 1:03pm on Sombdi, the 77th day of Spring, 546.
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